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The Intergalactic Laxative  Donovan



[A]I was impressed like everyone when man [E]began to [A]fly
[D]out of earthly [A]regions to [E]planets in the sky
with [D]total media coverage we [A]watched the heroes land
as [A]ceremoniously they disturbed the [E]cosmic [A]sand
[A]In awe with admiration we listened [E]to the [A]talk
[D]such pride felt days, such [A]joy to be [E]upon the moon to walk
my [D]romantic vision shattered when it [A]was explained to me
[A]spacemen wear old diapers in which they [E]shit and [A]pee
chorus:
[A]oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from [E]here to [A]there
[D]relieve you and be[A]lieve me wit[E]hout a worry or care
if [D]shitting is your problem when you're [A]out there in the stars
the [A]intergalactic laxative will get you from [E]here to [A]mars


[A]they don't partake like you and I of beefy [E]burger [A]mush
[D]their food is specia[A]lly prepared to [E]dissolve into slush
ab[D]sorbed my multi-fibres in the [A]super diaper suit
[A]otherwise the slush would trickle down [E]inside the [A]boot
chorus:
[A]oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from [E]here to [A]there
[D]relieve you and be[A]lieve me wit[E]hout a worry or care
if [D]shitting is your problem when you're [A]out there in the stars
the [A]intergalactic laxative will get you from [E]here to [A]mars


[A]you may well ask now what becomes of liquid [E]they con[A]sume
[D]a pipe is led from [A]penis head to a [E]unit in the room
the [D]water is recirculated, [A]filtered for re-use
[A]in case of anti-gravity, pee gets [E]on the [A]loose
chorus:
[A]oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from [E]here to [A]there
[D]relieve you and be[A]lieve me wit[E]hout a worry or care
if [D]shitting is your problem when you're [A]out there in the stars
the [A]intergalactic laxative will get you from [E]here to [A]mars


Tacit the first 3 lines if this verse.
[A]wherever man has conquered on the quest for [E]frontiers [A]new
[D]I'm glad he's always [A]had to do the [E]number one and two
[D]it makes it all so ordinary [A]just like you and me
[A]to know the greatest heroes they had to [E]shit and [A]pee!


chorus:
[A]oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from [E]here to [A]there
[D]for cosmic constip[A]ation, theres [E]none that can compare
if [D]shitting is your problem when you're [A]out there in the stars
A x3 E A
the (intergalactic laxative) will get you from here to mars

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