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Ode to My Car Adam Sandler
CHORDS:
A (x02220) or (577655)
E (022100)
Dsus2 (xx0230)
[F#m] [244222] The chords are played with a reggae beat, something like this:
[A] [E] [D] [E]
E|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-0---| B|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-3---x-x-3---x-x-0---x-x-0---| G|-x-x-6---x-x-6---x-x-1---x-x-1---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-1---x-x-1---| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
or like this:
[A] [E] [D] [E]
E|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-4---x-x-4---| B|-x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-5---x-x-3---x-x-3---x-x-5---x-x-5---| G|-x-x-6---x-x-6---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-4---x-x-4---| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
Remember to sing with a stupid Jamaican accent. The words in
parantheses ( ) are the backing vocals. All the verses and choruses
have the same chord progression: A E Dsus2 E.
INTRO:
[F#m] [E] [Dsus2] Here we go
[A] [E] [Dsus2] [E] No, no, no
[A](oooh [E]ooooh) ([Dsus2]oooooh [E]ooooooh)
VERSE 1:
[A] Piece of [E]shit car
[Dsus2] I got a piece of [E]shit car
[A] That fucking [E]pile of shit
never [Dsus2]gets me very [E]far
[A] My car's a big [E]piece of shit
'cause the [Dsus2]shocks are fucking [E]shot
[A] and my seatbelt's fucking [E]broken
I got to [Dsus2]tie it in a [E]knot
(it's a piece of shit)
VERSE 2: (play same as verse 1)
I can't see throught the windshield
'cause it's got a big fucking crack
and the interior smells real bad
'cause my friend puked in the back
(it's a piece of shit)
CHORUS:
[A](piece of shit [E]car)
Piece of shit [Dsus2]car
(you got a piece of [E]shit car)
It sucks royal [A]dick
(that fucking pile of [E]shit)
oooh, a 100 percent [Dsus2]crap
(never gets him very [E]far)
Oh fuck you [A]car
VERSE 3:
It's got no CD player
It only got the fuckin 8-track
Whoever designed my car
can lick my sweaty nutsack
(they can lick his ass too)
and I got no fucking brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day
I hear 'hey, watch it asshole'
(you fucking piece of shit)
CHORUS: (play like previous chorus)
(piece of shit car)
I got a piece of shit car
(you got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(you fucking pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
BRIDGE:
Oh what the [Dsus2]fuck did I do?
what the [E]fuck did I do?
what the [Dsus2]fuck did I do?
to [E]get stuck with you?
You're too [Dsus2]wide for drive through
and you [E]smell like tissue
but I'm [F#m]too broke to [E]buy something [Dsus2]new
Ooooh, fuck me
GUITAR-SOLO:
[-]Played over verse/chorus chords: A E Dsus2 E a few times.
VERSE 4: (play same as verses 1,2 & 3)
Well, the engine likes to flood
the car always fucking stalls
and the seat cushion's got a big rip
so a spring always pokes the balls
(ouch ouch ouch)
Blasted doorlocks are busted
I got to use a fucking coathanger
(what a pain in his ass)
and if a girlie sees my car
there's no chance I'll ever bang her
(he never ever get the pussy)
Hey shut up
CHORUS: (play like previous choruses)
(piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(he got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(piece of shit car)
Bald fucking tires
(he got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(he got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(piece of shit car)
Tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere
(he got a piece of shit car)
(piece of shit car)
Whoooooooah
(he got a piece of shit car)
(piece of shit car)
Me hometown thinks I'm a loser
(he got a piece of shit car)
hey cabbie, give me a push
(piece of shit car)
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