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kick my ass Big & Rich
Intro: [E] [E]
Well I [E] walked up to the bar
Laid down my Platinum Card
And I ordered 50 longnecks for my new [B] friends
Well, the barmaid passed them out
And before we chugged them down
I held mine up and said, "Here's to us!" and [E] then [A]
This [E] blonde slid up to me
And said, "That was awful sweet"
Then I saw her boyfriend
[E7] Wide as he was [A] tall
Well, he broke up our hug
With a [E] six-foot-five-inch shove
And I [B] found myself slammed up against a [E] wall
Why does [A] everybody want to kick my [E] ass?
I'm just [A] tryin' to have a little fun
For [B] all the ones who can't
And just be[A]cause I kiss the prettiest girls
And I [E] drive my truck too [A] fast
Why does [A] everybody [B] want to kick my [E] ass?
Well, I've [E] never been the kind
To walk up and pick a fight
I've always been the kind to get a[B]long
I throw parties all the time
And they're always on my dime
We drink and dance and smoke until the [E] dawn [A]
Well my [E] style of stress relief
Sometimes disturbs the peace
The police show up, cut [E7] doughnuts in my [A] yard
And while the Zeppelin's playin' loud
They run [E] off my party crowd
They [B] cuff my wrists and throw me down so [E] hard
Chorus
Steel Guitar Solo
Lead Guitar Solo
And just be[A]cause I kiss the prettiest girls
And I [E] drive my truck too [A] fast
Why does [A] everybody [B] want
It seems like [A] everybody [B] wants
Why does [A] everybody [B] want to kick my [E] ass?
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