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the indentured elf Misc. Christmas
#------------------------------------------------------------------------------# # Date: 11/14/01; 9:03:34 AM THIS SONG IS DONE TO BUFFET'S MARGARITAVILLE. WE DO IT IN C-F-G. LYRICS BY GEORGE GERMADNIK AND THE WHOOSITS BIG PILE GOODTIME GARBAGE BAND THE INDENTURED ELF 1. LIVINÂ’ ON FRUIT CAKE, WATCHINÂ’ THE ICE BREAK EVERYTHING HERE IS COVERED WITH SNOW THE PENGUINS ARE FREEZINÂ’, AND I KNOW THE REASON ITÂ’S COLDER THAN HELL AND I JUST GOTTA GO CHORUS: SLAVINÂ’ AWAY AGAIN IN SANTARITAVILLE STUCK IN THE SNOW, HOW I WISH IT WOULD MELT ITÂ’S CLEARER EACH DAY THAT I CANÂ’T GET AWAY AND I KNOW, IÂ’M AN INDENTURED ELF 2. THEY MIGHT CALL IT TREASON, BUT I HATE CHRISTMAS SEASON AND THAT ARROGANT REINDEER WITH THE SHINEY RED NOSE I SLAVE IN A TOY SHOP, THE ORDERS JUST WONÂ’T STOP WE NEVER SEE WOMEN, THIS PLACE REALLY BLOWS CHORUS 3. IF I COULD GET FREE HERE, IÂ’D WORK FOR KEEBLER LIVE ON SOUTH PADRE AND WORK ON MY TAN BUT IÂ’M STUCK IN THIS WASTE LAND WITH A JOB THAT I CANÂ’T STAND BUSTINÂ’ MY ASS FOR A BIG, FAT, OLD MAN CHORUS
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