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if that aint country David Alan Coe
#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# {eot} ##This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # ##song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # # {sot} #------------------------------------------------------------------------------# {eot} # # #Date: 1/19/02; 11:42:33 PM #From: Thomas P Rivers #Subject: If That Ain't Country, by David Allan Coe # #Robert Frasier asked for this song. It's a little 'crude' in places, but #lots of fun to do for the right audience. If you need it, an explanation #of the Nashville Number System can be found by following this link path: #Cowpie/Resources/Lessons/NashvilleNumberSystem#3. For further help, #email Tom at tipper194@juno.com. # #Tom Rivers # {sot} - - - - - - - - {eot} # #IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY #David Allen Coe # #(SING) #IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'LL HAIRLIP THE POPE #IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOKE #I'VE SEEN THE GRAND OL' OPRY AND I'VE SEEN JOHNNY CASH #IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS #(TALK) #THE OLD MAN WAS COVERED WITH TATTOOS AND SCARS #HE GOT SOME IN PRISON AND OTHERS IN BARS #THE REST HE GOT WORKIN' ON OLD JUNK CARS - IN THE DAY TIME # #THEY LOOKED LIKE TOMBSTONES IN OUR YARD #AND I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM WHEN HE WASN'T TARD - AND MEAN # #HE SOLD USED CARS TO MAKE ENDS MEET #COVERED WITH GREASE FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS FEET #CUSSIN' THE SWEAT AND THE TEXAS HEAT - AND MOSQUITERS # #AND THE NEIGHBORS SAID WE LIVED LIKE HICKS #BUT THEY BRUNG THEIR CARS FOR PA TO FIX - ANYHOW # #HE WAS VETERAN PROUD, TRIED AND TRUE #HE'D FOUGHT 'TIL HIS HEART WAS BLACK AND BLUE #DIDN'T KNOW HOW HE'D MADE IT THROUGH - THE HARD TIMES # #HE'D BOUGHT OUR HOUSE ON THE GI BILL #BUT IT WASN'T WORTH ALL HE'D HAD TO KILL - TO GET IT # #HE DRANK PEARL IN A CAN AND JACK DANIELS BLACK #CHEWED TOBACCO FROM A MAILPOUCH SACK #HAD AN OLD DOG THAT WAS TRAINED TO ATTACK - SOMETIMES # #HE GOT DRUNK AND MEAN AS A RATTLESNAKE #AND THERE WASN'T TOO MUCH THAT HE WOULD TAKE - FROM A STRANGER # #(SING) THERE WAS 13 KIDS AND A BUNCH OF DOGS #A HOUSE FULL OF CHICKENS AND A YARD FULL OF HOGS #(TALK) AND I SPENT THE SUMMERTIME CUTTIN' UP WOOD FOR THE WINTER #(SING) TRYIN' LIKE THE DEVIL TO FIND THE LORD #WORKIN' LIKE A DEMON FOR MY ROOM AND BOARD #(TALK) A COAL BURNIN' STOVE, NO NATURAL GAS #AND IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS #(TO CHORUS) # #(TALK) #MAMA SELLS EGGS AT THE GROCERY STORE #MY OLDEST SISTER IS A FIRST RATE WHORE #DAD SAYS SHE CAN'T COME HOME ANYMORE - AND HE MEANS IT # #MA JUST SITS AND KEEPS HER SILENCE #SISTER SHE LEFT 'CAUSE DAD GOT VIOLENT - AND HE KNOWS IT # #MAMA SHE'S OLD FAR BEYOND HER TIME #FROM CHOPPIN' TOBACCO AND I'VE SEEN HER CRYIN' #WHEN BLOOD STARTED FLOWIN' FROM HER CALLOUSED HAND - AND IT HURT ME # #SHE'D JUST KEEP WORKIN' TRYIN' TO HELP THE OLD MAN #TO THE END OF ONE ROW AND BACK AGAIN - LIKE ALWAYS # #SHE'S BEEN THROUGH HELL SINCE JUNIOR WENT TO JAIL #WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT SHE AIN'T NEVER FAILED #TO GET DOWN ON HER KNEES AND PRAY - BECAUSE SHE LOVES HIM # #TOLD ALL THE NEIGHBORS HE WAS OFF IN THE WAR #FIGHTIN' FOR FREEDOM - HE'S GOOD TO THE CORE - AND SHE'S PROUD # #NOW OUR PLACE WAS A GRAVE YARD FOR AUTOMOBILES #AT THE END OF THE PORCH WAS FOUR STACKS OF WHEELS #AND TIRES FOR SALE FOR A DOLLAR OR TWO - CASH # #(SING) THERE WAS 50 HOLES IN THE OL' TIN ROOF #ME AND MY FAMILY WAS LIVIN' PROOF #(TALK) OF PEOPLE WHO FORGOT ABOUT POOR WHITE TRASH #AND IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS # #(TO CHORUS, THEN END WITH) #(SING) I'M THINKIN' TONIGHT OF MY BLUE EYES #CONCERNING THE GREAT SPECKLED BIRD #I DIDN'T KNOW GOD MADE HONKY- TONK ANGELS #(TALK) AND IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS # [1] [1] [4] [4] [5][5][1][1] [1] [1] [4] [5] [1] (Singing verses) [4] [5] [1] [4] [5][5][1][1] [4] [5] [1] [4] [5][5][1][1] [4] [5] [1] [1] [4][5][1][1] [1] [1] [1] [4] [5][5
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