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everclear Roger Creager
[G]Everyday in Lunch in high school
And all[D] my senior year,
I'd drink my coca-cola with a [C]touch of everc[G]lear.
I didn't have to study math, [D]science or history,
I'd have a chemical flashback to [C]jog my memory[G].
My junior year I swore I loved [D]sweet miss Sherry Ann
One night I put some everclear in her [C]dr. pepper c[G]an.
I [C]thought it would make her easy,
[G]But she took it pretty hard
I took her [D]home and rang her doorbell,
Left her la[C]ying in the yar[G]d.
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[C]Tequila dries me [G]out,
[C]And beer just makes me f[G]at,
[D]Whiskey makes me nauseous,
Tell me [C]who the hell needs [G]that.
[G]If you're thinkin' bout drinkin,
The a[D]nswer's crystal clear,
It's the invisible intoxicant,
[C]It's called everclear.
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[G]I remember my church picnic
In the s[D]pring of '89
They had four fresh watermelons,
[C]Sliced right off the vine.[G]
When the bowed their heads
[D]Giving Grace for the food,
I pulled out my bottle,
And I soake[C]d them melons [G]good.
They never knew what hit em,
When the [D]potion went to work,
They had grandmas doing backflips,
Grandpas [C]looking up their [G]skirts.
They were [C]singing hallelujah,
And [G]Willie Nelson songs.
My preacher [D]said it was the best dang picnic
That the [C]Baptists have ever thrown.
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[G]Well now I'm drinking everclear,
Thinking I'm [D]king of this whole world
I'm bigger n badder than John Wayne,
[C]Cooler than Steve E[G]arl.
[G]Till I wake up and I'm [D]face down in the hall,
And I'm completely naked for a [C]reason I can't [G]recall
[G]I'm kinda sorta thinkin that [D]maybe I met a chick
Cause there is perfume in the air
And there is [C]lipstick on my[G] neck
Well I [C]hope that she was pretty,
And I [G]hope that she was kind
[D]Enough to leave my clothes somewhere
They're [C]easy to find
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