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The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend  Rodney Carrington


[E]WELL I GOT HOME AND THE DOOR WAS LOCKED

AND I TRIED TO RING THE BELL
[E]I FOUND A LITTLE BITTY NOTE THAT SHE HAD WROTE

TELLIN ME TO GO TO HELL
I C[A]RAWLED IN THE WINDOW GOT INSIDE
SHE [E]KICKED ME IN THE BALLS THEN I CRIED
[B]CALLED ME A NAME SAID I LIED
[E]KICKED ME AGAIN THOUGHT I DIED
[A]TOOK MY CLOTHES SET 'EM ON FIRE
[E]AND HIT ME WITH HER CURLIN' IRON
[A]I TRIED TO BLOCK IT WITH MY WATCH
[B]AND THEN SHE KICKED ME IN THE CROTCH AGAIN
YEAH [A]TODAYS THE DAY MY [B]WIFE MET MY [E]GIRLFRIEND
[E]WELL I TRIED TO TELL HER BUT SHE DIDN'T CARE
[E]THINGS WEREN'T WHAT THEY SEEMED
[E]SHE HAD A PAN ON THE STOVE FULL OF BOILIN' WATER
[E]AND MY NADS WOULD SOON BE STEAMED
[A]I TRIED TO RUN SCREAM FOR HELP
[E]SHE HIT ME IN THE NERTS WITH A RHINESTONE BELT
[B]IT WAS LIKE NOTHIN' THAT I EVER FELT
[A]I THANK GOD I WASN'T [E]WEARIN' A KILT
[A]SHE GRABBED A BAT FROM BENEATH THE BED
[E]SHE SWUNG IT ONCE AND SHE MISSED MY HEAD
[B]SHE RARED BACK SWUNG IT AGAIN AND
[A]THEN SHE HIT ME IN THE TWINS [B]AGAIN
[A]YEAH TODAY'S THE DAY MY [B]WIFE MET MY [E]GIRLFRIEND
[A]YEAH TODAY'S THAT [B]AWFUL DAY,
NOW [A]MY BOYS WONT BE THE [B]SAME
[A]YEAH TODAY'S THE DAY MY[B] WIFE MY[E] GIRLFRIEND


Hey there, see if this works.

Chuck

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