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Kiss Me Im Shitfaced  Dropkick Murphys



I[C] play in a band
We're the best [F]in the land     [C]
We're big in both Chelsea and France        [G]
I play one[F] mean guitar and th[C]en score at the bar[F]                 [C]
There's a line [F]of chicks waiting for[C] their chance          [G]
So com[C]e on now honey, I'll make you feel p[F]retty              [C]
These other gals mean nothing to me               [G]
Let's fin[F]ish these drinks[C] and be gone for the[F] night            [C]
'Cause I'm more th[F]an a handfull you'[C]ll see             [Am]
(Chorus:)
So kis[F]s me, I'm shitface[C]d
and i'm soak[F]ed and i'm soiled and b[C]rown in the tr[G]ousers,          [F]
She kis[C]sed me!
And I only[G] bough[F]t her one round       [C]


I can ben[C]ch press a car
I'm an ex f[F]ootball star    [C]
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale               [G]
Girls jus[F]t can't keep up      [C]
I'm a rea[F]lly love machine [C]
I've had far b[F]etter sex whil[C]e in jail       [G]
I des[C]igned the Sears tower
I make two g[F]rand an hour        [C]
I cook the world's best duck flambe            [G]
I'll take the pick[F] of the litter  [C]
And girls jocke[F]y for me      [C]
I don't need[F] these lines to [C]get laid        [Am]
(Chorus)

             [C]                        
I'm the man of the night
A real ladi[F]es delight [C]
See, my figure was chisled from stone           [G]
One more [F]for the gal then I[C]'ll escort her h[F]ome            [C]
Come last call, I[F]'m never alo[C]ne        [G]
I own a house[C] on the hill with a red water bed [F]              [C]
It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame              [G]
With girl[F]s by the pool and[C] italian spor[F]ts cars           [C]
I'm just here i[F]n this dump for [C]the game          [Am]

(Chorus x2)

Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?

I'm a piti[C]ful sight
And I ain'[F]t all that bright [C]
I'm definitly not chisled from stone        [G]
I'm a chea[F]t and a liar     [C]
No woman[F]'s desire     [C]
I'll pro[F]bably die cold a[G]nd alone     [C]

But just give me a chance      [C]
Cause deep down inside      [F]
G>
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man           [C]
No more one night stands       [F]
G>
Come on, honey, let me take you home

(Chorus x4)

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