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Hermaphroditey Stephen Lynch
[E]She's part [C]girl, [E]she's part [C]boy,
[E]She's got [C]parts every[E]one can en[C]joy.
[E]She's got [C]more, [E]she's got [C]less,
[Am]She's got her manhood [F]tucked in her dress.
(repeat intro)
Verse 2:
[E]Is she a [C]mister or [E]is she a [C]miss?
[E]Does she stand [C]up when she's [E]taking a [C]piss?
She's [E]my little [C]girl, yeah she's [E]my little [C]guy,
[Am]When I try to please her I get [F]poked in the eye!
E E E E E C C/? ? (x2)
Verse 3:
E C / ?
She wears lace and she wears flannel,
E C /?
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
E C / ?
Whats that bulge under her nighty?
E C / ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!
Verse 4:
[E]Some things are [C]white,
[E]Some things are [C]black,
[E]Some girls wear [C]make-up,
E(play once and stop suddenly)
Mine shaves her back.
[E]She is still [C]beautiful,
[E]She is still [C]fine,
[Am]
It's too bad her package
Is [F]bigger than mine.
E E E E E C C/??
Verse 5:
E C / ?
She can't help her imperfections,
E C / ?
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,
E C / ?
Who stole all my tighty whities?
E C / ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!
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