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Grandfather Die Stephen Lynch
[G]When grandfahter dies[D]
[C]Life will strange[D]
[G]When grandfather dies[D]
[C]my whole world will change[D]
[G]when granderfather dies[D]
[C]I'll scream and I'll yell[D]
[C]cause I'll f**king [D]rich
[G]as hell
Chorus
So [D]grandfather[C9] die (yeah)
[G]don't keep me in suspense
oh, [D]grandfather[C9] cough (whoa)
[G]up that inheritance
oh [D]grandfather[C9] don't
[G]hold on another day
[D]i love you to [C9]death
[C]but I've got [D]bills to pay
then
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[G]A stroke would be nice[D]
[C]disease would be cool[D]
[G]I'll scatter his ashes[D]
[C]In my new swimmin' pool[D]
[G]I'll jam with the Stones[D]
[C]I'll dine with the Queen[D]
[C]So what say we [D]unplug
that [G]machine.
(So here we go,
everybody now)
So[D] grandfather[C9] fly
[G]to heaven you must pass
oh [D]grandfather [C9]think
[G]of all the juicy angel ass
oh [D]grandfather [C9]die
[G]before the fiscal year
oh [D]how I[C9]
[G]wish Kevorkian were here
then
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Bridge
For[Am] God's sake,
you [B]must be as [C]old as the [D]hills
I'm [Am]sick of the [B]stench
from your [C]diaper [D]spills.
You're [Am]deaf, dumb, and[B] blind
and an [C]amputee[D]
you [Am]Don't make new[B] blood
every [C]time that you[D] pee
your [Am]arthritis [B]acts up
when[C]ever it [D]rains
your [Am]so old, your [B]penis
has [C]vericose [D]veins
oh [Am]why don't do [B]die grandpa
[C]why must you[D] fight
you [Am]old mother[B]f**ker
just [C]walk towards the [D]goddamn light[G]
oohh [G]walk [D]toward the [C]light old [D]man
[G]walk[D] toward the[C] light old[D] man
then
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[G]It's all over now[D]
My [C]granddaddy's dead[D]
[G]a mysterious blow[D]
to his[C] wrinkled old head[D]
[G]Before I collect[D]
A [C]small oversigh[D]t
But [C]everything should [D]turn out [G]alright
I'll start [C]working on my [D]grandma...
Precious...
[G]Tonight
have any major life questions
check the manual.
there is a god, there is a plan
and the space ship is coming!!!
- Maria Bamford, Comedy Central Presents
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