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Superhero Stephen Lynch
[C]If I coul[G]d be a super[D]hero
[F]I would be awe[G]some m[C]an
[C]I’d fly a[G]round the [F]world fighting crime
[F]According to my aw[G]esome [C]plan
[F]And if I saw [G]criminals [C]trying to lie
[F]Hurting other [G]people and [C]making them cry
[F]I’d haul them off to [G]jail in my [C]awes[G]ome [F]van
[F]‘Cause I would be [G]awesome [C]man
[C]Now, Some criminals want you to be a criminal
[C]And they offer you things like drugs, alcohol
[C]But we know what to do, kids
[C]We just say ‘No’
[C]If I could [G]be a [D]superhero
[F]I would be [G]Drug-Free [C]boy
[C]Telling the [G]world of the [F]evils of drugs
[F]And all of the [G]lives they [C]destroy
Well I would [F]take all the j[G]unkies
Who're [C]getting so high
With their n[F]eedles and [G]bongs
And their [C]sticks made of thai
As I [F]burn them [G]alive I would [C]squeal [G]with [F]joy
Because [F]then I would be [G]drug-free [C]boy
[C]If I could [G]be a [D]superhero
[F]I'd be [G]Immigration [C]dude
I’d [C]send all the [G]foreigners [F]back to their homes
For e[F]ating up [G]all of our [C]food
And [F]taking our [G]welfare and [C]best jobs to boot
Like l[F]andscaping, [G]dishwashing, [C]picking our fruit
I’d p[F]ass a lot of [G]laws to get [C]rid of [G]their [F]brood
‘Cause [F]I’d be I[G]mmigration [C]Dude
[C]Kids, You can make up your very own superhero
[C]If you could, Who would it be?
[C]If you coul[G]d be [D]a superhero
[F]Would you [G]be justice [C]guy?
[C]Making sure [G]people get [F]what they deserve
[F]Especially [G]women who [C]lie
Like if a [F]wife left her h[G]usband
With three [C]kids and no job
To run [F]off to F'in [G]Hawaii
With some [C]doctor named Bob
You can [F]skin them and [G]drain them of [C]blood [G]so they [F]die
[F]Especially bob
[F]Then you would [G]be justice [C]guy
Or y[F]ou could be more [G]subtle
No, I didn’t [C]mean to be vague
Give her the [F]mad cow [G]disease
Let him [C]die of the plague
As l[F]ong as they [G]suffer for their [C]terri[G]ble l[F]ies
[F]Especially Bob
[F]Then You would [G]be Justice [C]Guy
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