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Grandfather Die Stephen Lynch
[G]When grandfahter dies[Bm]
[C]Life will strange[D]
[G]When grandfather dies[Bm]
my w[C]hole world will chang[D]e
[G]when granderfather dies[Bm]
[C]I'll scream and I'll yell[D]
[C]cause I'll f**king [D]rich
[G]as hell
Chorus
So [Bm]grandfather [C]die
[G]don't keep me in suspense
oh, [Bm]grandfather [C]cough
[G]up that inheritance
oh [Bm]grandfather [C]don't
[G]hold on another day
[Bm]I love you to[C] death [Am]
but I've got[D] bills to pay
(Stroke Down Once) D
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[G]A stroke would be nic[Bm]e
[C]disease would be cool[D]
[G]I'll scatter his ashes[Bm]
[C]In my new swimmin' pool[D]
[G]I'll party with He[Bm]f
[C] [D]
I'll dine with the Queen
[C]Now what say we[D] unplug
that [G]machine.
No[Bm]w grandfather[C] die
[G]before the Fiscal Year
oh [Bm]grandfather I[C]
[G]Wish Kervorkian were here
oh [Bm]grandfather f[C]ly
[G]just take your final vow
oh [Bm]grandfath[C]er die [Am]
[G] the family hates you anyhow
(Stroke Down Slowly Once) D
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Bridge
For[Am] God's sake,
you [Bm]must be as o[C]ld as the s[D]un
you'[Am]re social[Bm] security [C]number is[D] one
You'[Am]re deaf,[Bm] dumb, and [C]blind
and an [D]amputee
you [Am]donate your [Bm]blood
every t[C]ime that you [D]pee
your [Am]arthritis acts[Bm] up
whene[C]ver it ra[D]ins
your[Am] so old, yo[Bm]ur penis
has v[C]ericose veins[D]
oh w[Am]hy don't do d[Bm]ie grandpa
why[C] must you fi[D]ght
y[Am]ou old mother[Bm]f**ker
just w[C]alk towards the g[D]oddamn light
oohh [G]walk t[Bm]oward the li[C]ght old ma[D]n
(Stroke Down Once) D
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[G]It's all over now[Bm]
My [C]granddaddy's dead[D]
[G]a mysterious blow[Bm]
to his[C] wrinkled old head[D]
[G]Before I collect[Bm]
A [C]small oversigh[D]t
But [C]everything should [D]work out [G]alright
I'll start [C]working on my [D]grandma toni[G]ght
Chords:
G (320022)
Bm (x24432)
C (x32010)
D (xx0232)
Am (x02210)
If you think this is all wrong just go check out the video clip of it at the
Comedy Central website. If there are small errors in the song well I guess thats
just too bad cause im not changing it and if these are wrong and you know the
right ones then just be proud of yourself...
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