Topic: MAKE SOME FUN: POETRY WITH CELEBRITIES NAMES

General Swarzkopf washed his hair with swarzkopf
Bush is hidden somewhere in the bush
Do you want more Kofe Annan
Will Obama find Osama? Or will it be a drama?

Soon Neil Young will be Neil Old
That bright star you see is Ringo Starr
What happened with Bono and Yoko Ono

I slept with Paris Hilton in the Paris Hilton
And Brittney Spears throwing spears
Robert Plant was talking to his only plant
And Jimmy Page, well he turned another page

[color=blue]- GITAARDOCPHIL SAIS: TO CONQUER DEAD, YOU HAVE TO DIE[/color]   AND [color=blue] we are born to die[/color]
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]

Re: MAKE SOME FUN: POETRY WITH CELEBRITIES NAMES

hi doc...are those tablets too strong for you my friend?

dont diss plant and page if you dont mind, or it may be a stairway to heaven for you! you can say what you like about the rest

oh here's another line;

is gordon brown in the brown stuff?
is russia going too fast?...[rush??? oh well]

i could go on but lets have some  input from other brainiacs

phill

Ask not what Chordie can do for you, but what you can do for Chordie.

Re: MAKE SOME FUN: POETRY WITH CELEBRITIES NAMES

HEY PHIL a ZEPPELIN FAN? ME TOO.
What do you think? Will they start playing again with Jason BONHAM? Yes the son of the late, great John "BONZO" Bonham.

It isn't an easy one, why? We hve to think, but on the other hand some more.
I saw Harrison Ford driving a Ford
Mel Gibson playing a Les Paul Gibson
Axl' Rose was giving a rose to Johnny Cash
He had no cash so he asked Johnny Paycheck
If he could leave the building with Elvis
Richard Gere was also here
and Roger Waters drunk too much waters
resulting in a lot of smoke on the water
Bill Gates couldn't open his many gates
and Jimmy Buffett, well he was eating a buffett
Did you see the wife of Stevie Wonder?
No problem, he didn't see her too (oops!)

[color=blue]- GITAARDOCPHIL SAIS: TO CONQUER DEAD, YOU HAVE TO DIE[/color]   AND [color=blue] we are born to die[/color]
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]