Topic: Favorite Bumper Stickers

I just read a good bumper sticker.  Thought I'd share.  Have you seen any good ones recently?

Politicians are like diapers.  They both need changing regularly.  For the same reason.

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I saw this one on a hunters bumper. lol

I really miss my ex...but my aim is getting better.

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There is a handy man around here driving a beat up older model nissian car with a trailer and the plate say's in freehand paint.


  Dad's Truck.





badeye...      cool

one caper after another

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Few of my favorites:
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an a hole.
Save a tree, eat a beaver.

Everything is bad including me
But being bad is good policy
Reverend Horton Heat

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Tourists from the North are called snowbirds around here. There is a song and a license plate that reads:
"If it's snowbird season why can't we shoot 'em?"
another:
"We don't care how you do it up North"

We pronounce it "Guf Coast".
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?

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Many years ago my Brother-In-Law went through a divorce.... he had this one made for his pickup truck

  "My  Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend... I'm Gonna' Miss Him."

"what is this quintessence of dust?"  - Shakespeare

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I saw one that read "I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney, than ride with Ted Kennedy"

Keep a fire burning in your eyes
Pay attention to the open sky
You never know what will be coming down

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Long time ago I saw one on the back bumper of an old pickup truck that read:
" I might be slow but I'm ahead of you."

We pronounce it "Guf Coast".
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?

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There's someone who parks in our garage who has a bumper sticker with the emblem of the Marine Corps Snipers.  The sticker says "You can run, but you'll die tired." 

- Zurf

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Friend of mine's:
Fact of life:
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
I thought it was funny.

Everything is bad including me
But being bad is good policy
Reverend Horton Heat

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When I was a Pennsylvania boy attending Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, Virginia trying to get used to the southern Appalachian accent, I saw this bumper sticker and put it on my car. 

Vajenyatek
Blaxbug, Vajenya


At the same time, both the University of Virginia bookstore and the Virginia Tech bookstore had bumper stickers that said the same thing.  UVa was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and some of the building he designed are still in use and the library contains a number of his books.  Architecture, government studies, and medicine are some of what it is best known for.  Virginia Tech is a land grant university founded in the late 19th century.  VA Tech is best known for civil and agricultural engineering.   One university had the bumper sticker as an insult, and the other as a point of honor.  It said: "All dirt roads lead to Tech." 

- Zurf

Granted B chord amnesty by King of the Mutants (Long live the king).
If it comes from the heart and you add a few beers... it'll be awesome! - Mekidsmom
When in doubt ... hats. - B.G. Dude

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Zurf wrote:

When I was a Pennsylvania boy attending Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, Virginia trying to get used to the southern Appalachian accent, I saw this bumper sticker and put it on my car. 


- Zurf

That's sounds like the beginning of a John Prine song!

Everything is bad including me
But being bad is good policy
Reverend Horton Heat

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Horn Broken.  Watch for Finger!

You can see all my video covers on [url]http://www.youtube.com/bensonp1000[/url]
I have finally found happiness in my life.  Guitars, singing, beer and camping.  And they all intertwine wonderfully.

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Caution!! Tobacco Chewer        Tailgate me and I'll flick a booger on your windshield

Don't take life too seriously, you're not getting out alive anyway

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"Do Not Hump"

My dad took a few of these from the railroad yard and had placed them on friends vehicles years ago.  It actually refers to a method used to couple (or uncouple) train cars.  It's funny to see on an automobile, most people don't know what it actually means.

Hump Yard: A railroad freight yard built on an incline (appears like a hump) where cars are pushed up a hill, and roll down the otherside, where switches and retarders are thrown to put them on the correct track using gravity, instead of fuel. Some cars are not designed to go through the devices in hump yards, and are labeled so "Do Not Hump"

Art and beauty are in the eyes of the beholder.
What constitutes excellent music is in the ears of the listener.

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my other car is a beamer...



badeye   cool

one caper after another

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mekidsmom wrote:

"Do Not Hump"

Well there goes Friday.

Granted B chord amnesty by King of the Mutants (Long live the king).
If it comes from the heart and you add a few beers... it'll be awesome! - Mekidsmom
When in doubt ... hats. - B.G. Dude

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-God doesn't discriminate, only religions do

Give everything but up.

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Many years ago here in Australia, there was an ad for the Holden Commodore and it went "There's nothing quite like a Holden" . Well I had one for a bit ..and I made a big sticker that read " There's nothing quite like THIS Holden"

A five yr old could understand this. Somebody fetch a five yr old !
Groucho Marx

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And  then there's " Acceleration by appointment"    and " I'm givin' her all Ah can Cap'n .."

that's enough rubbish from me ..get off Ray....:)

A five yr old could understand this. Somebody fetch a five yr old !
Groucho Marx

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I loved this one:
"Yes, this is my truck.
No, I won't help you move."

A musician friend of mine wrote a song entitled:
"I don't brake for poodles"
and has a bumper sticker on his car with the same message.

We pronounce it "Guf Coast".
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?

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Saw one today that read:
"My shi tsu is smarter than your honor student"

We pronounce it "Guf Coast".
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?

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Dogs have owners,  cats have staff

dogs bark,  cats delegate

Keep on Rocking and remember Animals Feel Pain Too.

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" My child was inmate of the month at county jail"

"Fish tremble at the sound of my name"

"Women love me. Fish fear me"

"What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?"

We pronounce it "Guf Coast".
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?

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My favorite one right now:


Save America.  Re-elect NOBODY!

"Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid." - Despair, Inc.