1 Topic by tubatooter1940 (edited by tubatooter1940 2013-09-29 13:36:02)

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Topic: Brain Farts

http://www.youtube.com/embed/Xv1tMioGgXI?rel=0

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Re: Brain Farts

That's hilarious.  Great song.  Thanks for sharing that.

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Re: Brain Farts

Woke the wife up I was laughing so loud! When she finally came out of the bedroom and asked what all the noise was about I said "what noise?" She turned around and walked back the bedroom shaking her head.

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Re: Brain Farts

My uncle just sent me this joke and it seems to fit this thread.

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail.

This 60th anniversary of their class, the widower and the widow made a foursome with two other singles. They had a wonderful evening, their spirits high. The widower throwing admiring glances across the table. The widow smiling coyly back at him.

Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"

After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes,..... yes I will!"

The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next morning he was troubled. Did she say Yes? or did she say No?

He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank. He remembered asking the question but for the life of him he could not recall her response. With fear and trepidation, he picked up the phone and called her.

First, he explained that he couldn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the past evening.

As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her. "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say Yes? or did you say No?"

"Why you silly man, I said Yes. Yes I will! And I meant it with all my heart."

The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.

Then she continued: "And I am so glad you called because I couldn't remember who asked me!"

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