"Caligula"

Caligula

Caligula was a Roman emperor

Mean as he could be.          (crazy as a loon)

He fell in love with a Spartan girl

From way across the sea.    (while howlin' at the moon)

Caligula!  (sound effect: Group of soldiers with fists hitting against leather on the chest.... "HOAH!"

Too crazy to open up his heart

And so he slowly fell apart      (don't like this line but needed some words)

Bridge:

Crazy mean Caligula.......
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And this is where I lose the "thread" of what I'm trying to say, which is pretty much that he's so crazy that he doesn't get the girl and he dies

violently at the end.

Due to my being mentally challenged, this is usual for me: I know what I want to say, but it takes me a while to say it, so to save time, folks

sometimes  finish my sentences/thoughts for me.

Would you like to give it a try?

Thanks

Bill