• From: The Land Of Song
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Re: Some Free Jokes For On-Stage Patter

just remembered one, you have to use your imagination for this one, it used to get a good laugh;

cop stopped me on the way home, he said what's your name?

i said nuttall

he said what make of car is this?

i said vauxhall

he said, what you got in the boot (trunk)?

i said ffffffffootball boots

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  • From: West Georgia
  • Registered: 2006-10-14
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Re: Some Free Jokes For On-Stage Patter

Heh-Heh! GOOD one, Phill! smile

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  • dino48
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  • From: los banos,california
  • Registered: 2007-04-06
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Re: Some Free Jokes For On-Stage Patter

Good one Phill!

my papy said son your going too drive me too drinking if you dont stop driving that   Hot  Rod  Lincoln!! Cmdr cody and his lost planet airman