Topic: Air On a G String

This is a cheeky little number about solitary pleasures of playing the guitar.  The term 'spanking the plank' came from the UK music press in the '80s I believe.  It means playing the guitar and nothing else! Enjoy

[song]
{t:Air on a G String}
{st:words and music by bonedaddy}
{st:21/10/2007}

I [C]found a new use for my [F]webcam
I [C]strapped on and I started to [G]play
Used my [C]fingers and my chords
To [F]get my rewards
And I [C]really like to [G]play all [C]day

{soc}I’m [D]spanking m[D4][D]y [C]plank
Al[D]one i[D4][D]n my [C]room
I’m [D]spanking m[D4][D]y [C]plank
It’s a [D]hell o[D4][D]f a [C]tune{eoc}

There’s [C]girls out there dressed in [F]short, curly hairs
But the [C]air on my G string’s more [G]pleasant than theirs
With [C]barre chords I’m crummy but I [F]really ain’t a dummy so
I’ll [C]spank by my-[G]self, [C]but occasionally share

{soc}I’m [D]spanking m[D4][D]y [C]plank
Al[D]one i[D4][D]n my [C]room
I’m [D]spanking m[D4][D]y [C]plank
It’s a [D]hell o[D4][D]f a [C]tune{eoc}

Got some [C]great fret grease to [F]give me my release
My [C]action’s getting faster on the [G]neck
[C]Up and down the board
[F]increasing my hoard of
[C]Making sweet [G]music
In [C]peace

{soc}I’m [D]spanking m[D4][D]y [C]plank
Al[D]one i[D4][D]n my [C]room
I’m [D]spanking m[D4][D]y [C]plank
It’s a [D]hell o[D4][D]f a [C]tune{eoc}

[/song]

lol

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Re: Air On a G String

I dont know how i missed this yesterday?

CHEEKY! isnt the word for it! This is the most suggestive piece of writing
ive read in a long time.  But good Bonedaddy, is this how you happened on your name also??

The mind completely boggles.:lol:  God being 40 does very strange things to some people.
Wait till your 50, i have heard its a fact finding mission of solitary pleasures!! Gosh i cant wait lol

Well done Bonedaddy.

Old Doll.

Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !