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#1 2008-01-06 14:49:39

bonedaddy
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From: Grimsby, UK
Registered: 2006-03-04
Posts: 602

Air On a G String

This is a cheeky little number about solitary pleasures of playing the guitar.  The term 'spanking the plank' came from the UK music press in the '80s I believe.  It means playing the guitar and nothing else! Enjoy

Air on a G String

21/10/2007

I [C]found a new use for my [F]webcam
I [C]strapped on and I started to [G]play
Used my [C]fingers and my chords
To [F]get my rewards
And I [C]really like to [G]play all [C]day

I’m [D]spanking m[D4] [D]y [C]plank
Al[D]one i[D4] [D]n my [C]room
I’m [D]spanking m[D4] [D]y [C]plank
It’s a [D]hell o[D4] [D]f a [C]tune

There’s [C]girls out there dressed in [F]short, curly hairs
But the [C]air on my G string’s more [G]pleasant than theirs
With [C]barre chords I’m crummy but I [F]really ain’t a dummy so
I’ll [C]spank by my-[G]self, [C]but occasionally share

I’m [D]spanking m[D4] [D]y [C]plank
Al[D]one i[D4] [D]n my [C]room
I’m [D]spanking m[D4] [D]y [C]plank
It’s a [D]hell o[D4] [D]f a [C]tune

Got some [C]great fret grease to [F]give me my release
My [C]action’s getting faster on the [G]neck
[C]Up and down the board
[F]increasing my hoard of
[C]Making sweet [G]music
In [C]peace

I’m [D]spanking m[D4] [D]y [C]plank
Al[D]one i[D4] [D]n my [C]room
I’m [D]spanking m[D4] [D]y [C]plank
It’s a [D]hell o[D4] [D]f a [C]tune

C D D4 F G
lol


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#2 2008-01-07 09:21:08

Old Doll
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Registered: 2007-04-03
Posts: 3487

Re: Air On a G String

I dont know how i missed this yesterday?

CHEEKY! isnt the word for it! This is the most suggestive piece of writing
ive read in a long time.  But good Bonedaddy, is this how you happened on your name also??

The mind completely boggles.lol  God being 40 does very strange things to some people.
Wait till your 50, i have heard its a fact finding mission of solitary pleasures!! Gosh i cant wait lol

Well done Bonedaddy.

Old Doll.


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