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We're all bound for the gates of hell now..! Ya wanna batten down the hatches! <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_lol.gif" border=0 alt="Laughing">  <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_lol.gif" border=0 alt="Laughing">

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<img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_lol.gif" border=0 alt="Laughing">  Well i dont think Vamp will be getting back to us anytime soon, what with being busy with not only led zeppelin and being a rock god, but now of course he has devoted his soul to his lord he will have to spend all his spare time...drinking blood and sacrafising all his gropies while wearing blood stained robes..Poor, poor, poor delusinal man.

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<table border="0" align="center" width="90%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td class="SmallText"><b>musicalmonkey wrote on Thu, 29 June 2006 04&#58;28</b></td></tr><tr><td class="quote">
Hahaha. damn thats funny mate:) give up your guitar and become a comedian.


why wont you give us your band name? i might want to come see you live, i wasnt around for led zeppelens time but if they are still alive and touring with you i must come see them! <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_lol.gif" border=0 alt="Laughing">
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led zeppelen doesnt exist any more

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i know, was being sarcastic spaminator <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_wink.gif" border=0 alt="Wink">

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<table border="0" align="center" width="90%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td class="SmallText"><b>musicalmonkey wrote on Fri, 30 June 2006 19&#58;23</b></td></tr><tr><td class="quote">
i know, was being sarcastic spaminator <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_wink.gif" border=0 alt="Wink">
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whoo you had me goin there for a minute?

lol <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_wink.gif" border=0 alt="Wink">

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haha <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_razz.gif" border=0 alt="Razz"> well another thing against what vamp said, does his tour bus have a really long internet lead to his phone line back home? <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_rolleyes.gif" border=0 alt="Rolling Eyes">  <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_lol.gif" border=0 alt="Laughing">

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Did a gig with John Mayall's Bluesbreakers once.

Colin Allen on drums and Mick Taylor on Guitar <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_razz.gif" border=0 alt="Razz">

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hey spaminator! respect to you for putting your foot down with that vamp... guy. he needed tellin!

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<table border="0" align="center" width="90%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td class="SmallText"><b>blindacre wrote on Sat, 01 July 2006 10&#58;18</b></td></tr><tr><td class="quote">
hey spaminator! respect to you for putting your foot down with that vamp... guy. he needed tellin!
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just doin my job <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_cool.gif" border=0 alt="Cool">

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well keep up the good work! <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_smile.gif" border=0 alt="Smile">

take care

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The vamp thing is a loser looking for attention. I think you got it and heshe is just one of those idiots people talk about. Play on McDuff and good luck

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<table border="0" align="center" width="90%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td class="SmallText"><b>blinkman wrote on Sat, 01 July 2006 20&#58;16</b></td></tr><tr><td class="quote">
The vamp thing is a loser looking for attention. I think you got it and heshe is just one of those idiots people talk about. Play on McDuff and good luck
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hey man dont make fun of him

this is not what this forums for

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Good Lord! The first forum I check into on this site and I walk straight into a flame war! LOL!

As middle-aged guy who has been around a bit, my guess on Vamp is that he is in actuality, a 14 year old punk who has a number of deep rooted self-esteem issues. If he is indeed an adult, then God help us all and perhaps we should hope that one of our numerous security agencies is monitoring this site. There's a certain "Uni-bomber" quality to his rantings!  <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_lol.gif" border=0 alt="Laughing">

Anyways, I've always found that girls/women appreciate the the simple fact that you would even *try* to play a song for them. I haven't met anybody who wasn't flattered by someone making an effort exclusively for them and it's even more flattering if they know that you really had to work at it to get it right. Let's face it, a Guitar God rolling out one of his thousands of tunes may indeed be impressive, but it hasn't got the personal touch of a guy struggling through a tune he's been trying to master for months for no other reason than doing something "special" for the listener.

Anything that's too easy is worthless, effort counts a whole lot more with me than the result.

As for a great love song...Always and Forever by Heatwave.

Let the games resume!

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back on subject i just thought of one

melissa by Allman Brothers

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ok hi guys i just got in the hotel and have seen all these post  lol u guys kill me, i find it funny that u all are so lame u have to call me names and all lol thats so great oh and as for this guy who left a comment u actually think chicks dig it when u struggle with a song?lol how long u been playing i hope not long if u have id put forth more time and effort into ur playing and progress as for my age i am all grown up and have done my time playing music in the clubs, i reckin what i find funny is that i am in a hotel room with some very awsome people i name one witch has been my sweet heart since the first day i heard her music its avril  she is such a kewl person, maybe if my luck goes well sparks might fly hey maybe i can " struggle my way thru a love song for her" lol ur joke man and may i say so my self learn to play the guitar well and u will get laid, its that simple. so maybe instead of trying to learn to read tab why dont u turn on ur cd player and learn how to play the songs right the way they was meant to be played, but i will give this site  a good rateing for there lyrics witch i come to often to get. good job chordie for the words. anyways i am going now i want to talk  to avril not u losers ,lol

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you spelt which wrong:) twice <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_smile.gif" border=0 alt="Smile"> have fun pulling avril mr middleagedguitargod  <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_rolleyes.gif" border=0 alt="Rolling Eyes">


ooh and you can save time by not saying why you are going, just saying bye, ooh or you could just grow up and go away?



she talks to angels - black crowes.

although not massivly romantic its a great song and what that bloke said about just attempting the song is better- that applys here! fact its been ages since this forum was started...do you think he got the girl?

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<table border="0" align="center" width="90%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td class="SmallText"><b>vampsfang wrote on Mon, 03 July 2006 15&#58;25</b></td></tr><tr><td class="quote">
ok hi guys i just got in the hotel and have seen all these post  lol u guys kill me, i find it funny that u all are so lame u have to call me names and all lol thats so great oh and as for this guy who left a comment u actually think chicks dig it when u struggle with a song?lol how long u been playing i hope not long if u have id put forth more time and effort into ur playing and progress as for my age i am all grown up and have done my time playing music in the clubs, i reckin what i find funny is that i am in a hotel room with some very awsome people i name one witch has been my sweet heart since the first day i heard her music its avril  she is such a kewl person, maybe if my luck goes well sparks might fly hey maybe i can " struggle my way thru a love song for her" lol ur joke man and may i say so my self learn to play the guitar well and u will get laid, its that simple. so maybe instead of trying to learn to read tab why dont u turn on ur cd player and learn how to play the songs right the way they was meant to be played, but i will give this site  a good rateing for there lyrics witch i come to often to get. good job chordie for the words. anyways i am going now i want to talk  to avril not u losers ,lol
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vamps, so since we all know that Led Zepplin doesnt play together anymore who are you really touring with

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sorry dude that was my mistake what was meant to be said was we have a style like led zep we are touring  with a couple groups  avril is one  and the other is a band u prob never heard of or at least i never did they are called 3 chicks and a mouse, yeah i got excited and left some words out i thought them in my head but they didnt make it to the key board sorry folks well i must go rock on my lads !

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My wife likes No Expectations (Stones) best.  It's easy and slow, which means most people can play it ok and if you are decent there's lots of room to move around in it and still sound solid.  No matter what you play, just do it and keep the flashy solos down to a minimum.

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Just thought of something, wouldn&#180;t it be cool to have a song with a really easy Guit1 part you can teach your lady and play the harder Guit2 part yourself? Gives the whole date a few more options, but as it will take me a few years to get that good, I cannot think of an appropriate song.


@Vamp: you are touring with a band we haven&#180;t heard of? Man, where&#180;s your dignity?

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hey vamp just read that your girlfriend got married

and im pretty darn sure it wont to you

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"Angel Eyes" Jeff Heeley Band...

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wow hi all its been 4 ever since ive had a chance to be online going thru all the hype and all, its been one big old party since ive hit the road theres alot to learn about this buisness, its not all glammer and gold. anysways for the spamenater i never said avril was my girl freind but at least i can say i have meet her and partyed with her more then u will ever be able to say. its funny how i thought i was a good guitar player b4 i got signed but know since we reherse all the time i have really gotten tight, I STILL SAY IF U WANT TO IMPRESS A CHICK LEARN TO RIGHT A SONG AND MAKE IT ALL ABOUT UR CHICK MAKE IT PASSION  MAKE HER FEEL WHAT U WANT TO SAY . OH AND DONT FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF THE ONE GUY WHO WROTE STAY AWAY FROM THE FLASHY LEADS, NO INSTEAD BURN UP UR GUITAR WITH SOME FINGER ACTION THATS A PEICE OF ASS COMEING IF U HIT THE NOTES. i am learning alot about the buisness part of music,i have found that haveing a contract is basically being a puppet on a string u are told what to play and where to stand, its quite dif for me for when i play i like running around and improveviseing as i play i love to get lost in the music and play what i feel i was fined 100,000 dollars for a show one night for adding parts in the music that i felt should have been there, anyways i need sleep i am in japan right now  in a hotel room dog tired working on a song that i am writeing with an old gibson acoustic guitar, keep jamming  keep rocking make ur dreams real and dream big, oh i must say one good thing about all this ive got one hell of a new rig,wooooooot peace out !

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<table border="0" align="center" width="90%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td class="SmallText"><b>vampsfang wrote on Wed, 26 July 2006 11&#58;44</b></td></tr><tr><td class="quote">
wow hi all its been 4 ever since ive had a chance to be online going thru all the hype and all, its been one big old party since ive hit the road theres alot to learn about this buisness, its not all glammer and gold. anysways for the spamenater i never said avril was my girl freind but at least i can say i have meet her and partyed with her more then u will ever be able to say. its funny how i thought i was a good guitar player b4 i got signed but know since we reherse all the time i have really gotten tight, I STILL SAY IF U WANT TO IMPRESS A CHICK LEARN TO RIGHT A SONG AND MAKE IT ALL ABOUT UR CHICK MAKE IT PASSION  MAKE HER FEEL WHAT U WANT TO SAY . OH AND DONT FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF THE ONE GUY WHO WROTE STAY AWAY FROM THE FLASHY LEADS, NO INSTEAD BURN UP UR GUITAR WITH SOME FINGER ACTION THATS A PEICE OF ASS COMEING IF U HIT THE NOTES. i am learning alot about the buisness part of music,i have found that haveing a contract is basically being a puppet on a string u are told what to play and where to stand, its quite dif for me for when i play i like running around and improveviseing as i play i love to get lost in the music and play what i feel i was fined 100,000 dollars for a show one night for adding parts in the music that i felt should have been there, anyways i need sleep i am in japan right now  in a hotel room dog tired working on a song that i am writeing with an old gibson acoustic guitar, keep jamming  keep rocking make ur dreams real and dream big, oh i must say one good thing about all this ive got one hell of a new rig,wooooooot peace out !
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And most important: LEARN ENGLISH, before you sing or chose your mother tongue, cause otherwise you will have a bad problem with bringing your message home.


Anyway, vampsfang are you talking about Avril Lavigne? It`s just, that both her US and German official websites say she`s in studio working on her third album. And I guess now as a newlywed its more honeymoon than tour time for her.


So if this is another one of your lies, I begin to doubt, you even play the guitar well. In my opinion you might be the roadie of a middleclass band, we`ll never hear of and you`re dreaming of a career you will never have.


Greetings from Germany and never lie to a journalist, especially not so obviously.

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I'd love to tell you that girls are just not that shallow, but unfortunately I cant.  I'm pretty certain I got together with my recent ex boyfriend purely because he was an amazing player.  Songs which particularly wooed me were 'close your eyes' by the beatles and pretty much anything by Jimi Hendrix, just because its all so damm sexy.  I'd give those a try if I were you. 


Saying that, I should probably mention that most of the cheesy love songs mentioned on here would definately not have done it for me.   


Good Luck