Re: Tweenkie alert!
Twinkies are great in hot weather! Freeze 'em!
Then stick then in your pants and under your armpits!
Hank's prosepctive gutiar player said: "Mr Williams, I'm not sure I can play for you, the onliest chords I know are C D & G"
Hank repleis, after a short pause: "Well, what else is there?"