Topic: I Love the Internet
I Love the Internet - By Jeff Gilpin - Aug 4, 2013
I could learn a foreign language
Which I’ll need when I meet
That girl who has the hots for
And lives 2.5 miles down the street.
I guess while I’m at it I should buy
Some of those super enlargement pills,
And learn those three words girls can’t resist,
And add to my night of thrills
I love the internet.
It’s a great innovation.
Connecting me to the rest of the world
That’s filled with deprivation.
I thought it’d bring peace to the world
Or feed all the starving children.
Instead it’s just a way for people to make money.
No miracle, just a little sad and funny.
...and yet a Redskins fan ...long story...HTTR