I Love the Internet - By Jeff Gilpin - Aug 4, 2013
I could learn a foreign language
Which Iíll need when I meet
That girl who has the hots for
And lives 2.5 miles down the street.
I guess while Iím at it I should buy
Some of those super enlargement pills,
And learn those three words girls canít resist,
And add to my night of thrills
I love the internet.
Itís a great innovation.
Connecting me to the rest of the world
Thatís filled with deprivation.
I thought itíd bring peace to the world
Or feed all the starving children.
Instead itís just a way for people to make money.
No miracle, just a little sad and funny.