"Cataracts" : Sung To The Tune Of Bo Diddley's "Cadillac"

E                          (A) E

I don't want no cataracts

c a t a r a c t  (this is spelled out letter by letter)

E                                 (A) E                         

I want my perfect vision back

c a t a r a c t

A                                                 (D) A

I get up with one eye early in the mornin'

c a t a r a c t

E                                           (A) E

Bump into MY wife, already stormin'

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OH,Oh, Oh, Cataracts

Well, I look through the mag glass and what do I see

c a t a r a c t

That big-haired woman just a comin' after me

c a t a r a c t

Carryin' a list just as long as your arm

c a t a r a c t

"Get outta this house and tend to that farm!"

oooooooh, oh-oh...... cataract
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The doctor says he can make things right

(chorus)

45 minutes and I'll have back my sight

(chorus)

But now I wonder should I do that

To see that woman and all her fat?

oooooooh, oh-oh Cataracts.
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Okay, now this is where I got the music/chords: The Kinks. Can anyone help me fix this?

By the way, I do have cataracts and they're do to be fixed next month, but this song is NOT about Dondra:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fvzuvPqL5Q