Bill and George were out one morning fishing, around noon bill said, George the wifey made us some lunch, lets eat. They walked to the road and and sit on the edge to eat, there was a long driveway and a farm house. Bill and george started to eat their sandwich when all of a sudden a three legged chicken ran down the driveway at super speed and snacthed both sandwiches in a flash. Bill say's what was that George. George says, looked to me to be a three legged chicken. Well,,, they just have to investagate and walk the long drive way, knock on the door and ask the old farmer that answers, If he knows about three legged chicken in these parts?? The farmer says, "Why yes I do,,,, I raise them",,,, George puzzeled asked,,, why?? The farmer say's" Well sonny, I raise em' cause I like to eat the drumbstick,,,,,,,, My wife likes to eat the drumbstick,,,,,,, oh and my son likes to eat the drumbstick" Bill [still hungry] ask's What do they taste like??? The old farmer pauses a bit and says "Don't
know,,,,, havent caught one yet"
i know stupid joke... badeye
Last edited by badeye (2010-05-27 23:54:57)