Sawyer Brown - 800 Pound Jesus

800 Pound Jesus - Sawyer Brown Submitted by joshward_16 I thought loosin my job Was the end of the world Till my best pal Ran off with my best girl I felt suicidal With no real friend So I walked outside With a rope in my hand Out by the statue There's a big oak tree So I hopped on that statue And counted to three I had every intention of buying the farm But when I jumped off he caught me in his arms I wanted to return the favor to him Cause I never had a more solid friend So I planted some f (tabcountry.com)

I saw a garage s I thought loosin my job Was the end of the world Till my best pal Ran off with my best girl I felt suicidal With no real friend So I walked outside With a rope in my hand Out by the statue There's a big oak tree So I hopped on that statue And counted to three I had every intention of buying the farm But when I jumped off he caught me in his arms I wanted to return the favor to him Cause I never had a more solid friend So I planted some flowers all around his feet And I bough (azchords.com)