"A Christmas Camel" Intro: piano arr. for guitar : ride []Now searching for a pide []Still sees trly []Shrouds all else in can Verse 2: Some Santa Claus-like face of note Entreats my ears to set afloat My feeble, sick, and weary brain And I am overcome with shame And hide inside my overcoat And hurriedly begin to quote And some Arabian sheik most grand Impersonates a hot dog stand Instrumental break: Verse 3: Red Cross ambulance outside Could only mean that I m (azchords.com)