The Dubliners - Come and Join the British Army

When I was young, I used to be, As army. Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo, They're lookin' for monkeys up in the zoo, And since when have I had a face like you? I'd join the British army. Sarah Comden baked a cake, It's all for poor old Slattery's sake, She threw meself into the lake, Pretendin' I was balmy. Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo, I've made me mind up what to do, Now I'll work me ticket home to you, And *pfft* the British army. Sergeant Heeley went away, And his wife got in the family way, An (guitartabs.cc)

When I was young I usemy" Oh Sarah Conlon baked a cake, And so for poor Oâ??Slattery's sake Sure I threw nyself into the lake, Pretending I was barmy Chorus Toora loora loora loo, Iâ??ve made me mind up what to do, now Iâ??ll work me ticket home to you, And F**k the British army Corporal Daly went away, His wife got in the family way And the only thing that she could say, Was: "Blame the British army" Chorus Toora loora loora loo, Me curse upon the labour pool that took me darlin (azchords.com)

When I was youngarmy. Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo, They're lookin' for monkeys up in the zoo, And since when have I had a face like you? I'd join the British army. Sarah Comden baked a cake, It's all for poor old Slattery's sake, She threw meself into the lake, Pretendin' I was balmy. Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo, I've made me mind up what to do, Now I'll work me ticket home to you, And *pfft* the British army. Sergeant Heeley went away, And his wife got in the family way, And the only words th (azchords.com)

When I was young, I used to be, As army. Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo, They're lookin' for monkeys up in the zoo, And since when have I had a face like you? I'd join the British army. Sarah Comden baked a cake, It's all for poor old Slattery's sake, She threw meself into the lake, Pretendin' I was balmy. Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo, I've made me mind up what to do, Now I'll work me ticket home to you, And *pfft* the British army. Sergeant Heeley went away, And his wife got in the family way, An (guitaretab.com)