Mike Davis asked for this one. This is one of those great "story songs" so typical of country music. COUNTRY BUMPKIN Recorded by CAL SMITH HE WALKED INTO THE BAR AND PLACED HIS LANKY FRAME UPON A TALL BAR STOOL AND WITH A LONG SOFT SOUTHERN DRAWL HE SAID I'LL TAKE A GLASS OF ANYTHING THAT'S COOL A BAR-ROOM GIRL WITH WISE AND KNOWING EYES SLOWLY LOOKED HIM UP AND DOWN AND SHE THOUGHT I WONDER HOW ON EARTH THIS COUNTRY BUMPKIN FOUND HIS WAY TO TOWN SHE SAID HELLO COUNTRY BUMPKIN. HOW (allcountrytabs.com)