Eddie the Eunuch Kris Kristofferson K. Kristofferson INTRO: E [E]Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel [E]Nasty as an old man’s nose [E]Makin' believin’ he was evil [E]Struttin’ in his mama’s clothes You know that [A]Eddie had a bad connection, baby [A]Never had a chance to ball [A]Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby [B7]Dreaming he was ten feet tall, but now CHORUS: [A]Eddie the eunuch is a rock and roll critic [E]Suckin' like a super star [A]Slicker than a shoe-shine, quicker than a two-time [B (allcountrytabs.com)