Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) Benny Hill You could [C]hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground, [Am] And the rattle of the wheels as they went 'round and 'round. And he [F]galloped into Market Street, his badge upon his chest, His name was [G]Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the [C]west. Now [C]Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue, She lived [Am]all alone in Lily Lane at number 22. They [F]said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic (azchords.com)