[]I come from an outback town where []fuckin nothin []grows No []wheat no sheep s[]o we cant even[] host an annual[] show But []we got somethin special there that []sets our town[] apart []Coz each year in a[] shed we hold the[] festival of []farts T[]heres displays and competitions And[] entries from a[]far And tho[]se that cant get[] into town jus[]t send in littl[]e jars And []old fat sarge the local cop with cl[]ipboard and a[] pen Unscre[]ws the lid and tak[]es a whiff then s[]cores em 1 (guitaretab.com)