Capo on IV CHORUS: Hey, hey CHORUS You deserved my foot But I gave you my hand You asked for a boy But I gave you a man I took you to the beach You said, "Ah, there's too much sand" I'm gonna send you to Beijing To go on and cook some moo goo gai pan Hey, hey CHORUS You said you were bored I said, "Hey, why not take up judo?" You busted my collar bone And you called me a puto I thought you were intellectual But you were just pseudo I'm gonna send you to Acapulco To go on a (guitaretab.com)