Hard for a â??Tard Dave Brockie Experience This is one of DBX's most offensive songs, and it's comically genius. No one else would write a song about falling in love with retarded people. All strings tuned half-step down. INTRO {sot |-------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------| |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--| |--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--| |--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7- (guitaretab.com)