Never Trust a Man (Who Plays Guitar) Wingnut Dishwashers Union C G Am E F x2 [C]So I dip this pen in arsenic [E]I write a song for every president [Am]that wont ever get shot in the face[F] [C]And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives [E]Head down to the court house [Am]with one chord I level the place[F] [C]But hasn't anybody learned [E]don't ever trust a man wh[Am]o plays guitar[F] [C]The day I rob a bank the[E] first day I'm not lying to y[Am]ou or me about what I believe[F] Intro [C]A (guitaretab.com)