Lyrics: Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake, Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies, Relaxin' awhile, Livin' in style, Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A., Casually glancing at his toupee. Wish I was an English muffin, 'Bout to make the most out of a toaster. I'd ease myself down, Comin' up brown. I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam. I'm a "Citizen's for Boysenberry Jam" fan. Ah, South California. If I become a first lieutenant, Would you put my photo on your piano? (azchords.com)