The Best Things in Life Half Man Half Biscuit [C]My uncle Charlie is a [G]cynical man And his [C]wife's a touch sceptical [G]too They've got [C]one of those stickers in the [G]back of their van It says "[C]We've seen the prices at the [G]zoo" Well to[C]day I knocked upon their door and [G]said that I was passing And [C]Charlie launched a scathing at[G]tack When I [C]asked him what I'd done he said "You [G]stupid bastard We [C]live in a cul-de-[G]sac".[C][G][C][G] [C]Went to Dali (guitaretab.com)