Daddyâ??s in the kitchen sauerkraut, Mommaâ??s in the bedroom nearly all cried out Daddy thinks whiskey makes him big and smart, Mamma thinks daddyâ??s got a concrete heart I rn Bustinâ?? out the windows with a baseball bat, Daddyâ??s gone crazy like a bunk house rat, Mommaâ??s on the sofa with a big black eye I cross my heart and tell myself I hope they die I wish I had a nickel for every time I cursed the word Chorus: weâ??ve had a few complaints Now all the other women up and down the (azchords.com)