Me And My Monkey Robbie Williams
Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet black Chevrolet [As]
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He had the soft-top down he liked the wind in his face
He said "son you [Bb]ever been to Vegas?" I said "no"
He said "that?s where we?re gonna go [As]you need a change of pace"
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And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs
He said "I left [Bb]my wallet in El Segondo" and proceeded to take two grand of mine [As]
[Bb]We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel [As]
[Bb]Asked the bell boy if he?d take me and my monkey as well? [As]
[Bb]He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said [As]
[Bb]"If your monkey?s got that kind of money sir, then we?ve got a monkey bed!" [G7sus4] [G]
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Me and my monkey
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With a dream and a gun
[Bb]I?m hoping my monkey don?t point that gun at an[As]yone
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Me and my monkey
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Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
[Bb]Trying to understand why he did what he did [As]
Why he did what he did
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We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor
We had a room up top wi[Bb]th the panoramic views like nothing you?d ever seen before [As]
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He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke
He ran his little [Bb]monkey fingers through yellow pages
Called up escort services and ordered some okey [As]doke
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Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door
In walked this big bad [Bb]ass baboon into my bedroom with three monkey whores [As]
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"Hi! my name is Sunshine - these are my girls
[Bb]Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah they?ll rock your world" [As]
[Bb]So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun [As]
[Bb]Was diggin? old Kurt Cobain singing ?bout lithium [As]
[Bb]There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine [As]
"What?s up? you?d bet[Bb]ter get your ass in here boy, your monkey?s having too much of a good time!" [G7sus4] [G]
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Me and my monkey
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Drove in search of the sun
[Bb]Me and my monkey
Don?t poin[As]t that gun at anyone
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Me and my monkey
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Like Billy The Kid
[Bb]Trying to understand why he did what he did [As]
Why he did what he did
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Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the monkey was high
[Bb]Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died [As]
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We left before encores, he couldn?t sit still
[Bb]Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill [As]
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We went to play black-jack kept hitting twenty three
[Bb]Couldn?t help but notice this Mexican just staring at me [As]
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Or was it my monkey? I couldn?t be sure
[Bb]It?s not like you?d never seen a monkey in rollerblades and dungarees before [As]
[Bb]Now don?t test my patience ?cause we?re not about to run [As]
[Bb]That?s a bad ass monkey boy and he?s packing a gun [As]
[Bb]"My name is Rodriguez", he says with death in his ey[As]e
[Bb]"I?ve been chasing you for a long time amigos and now your monkey?s gonna die!" [G7sus4] [G]
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Me and my monkey
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Drove in search of the sun
[Bb]Now me and my monkey
We don?t wanna [As]kill no Mexican
But we?ve got
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Ten itchy fingers, one thing to declare
[Bb]When the monkey is high
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You do not stare, you do not staaaare ..
You do not stare [Bb] [As]
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Look?s like we?ve got ourselves a Mexican stand-off here boy
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And I ain?t about to run
[Bb]Put your gun down boy
[As]How?d I get mixed up with this ***in? monkey anyhow
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