Three Biggest Lies David Allan Coe
[A] [D]
[D]Well the motorcycle club had a party
And the [G]all young virgins were there[D]
And [G]I found a blonde with [D]little bitty titties
And a [E]pretty little ribbon in her [A]hair
And [D]I told her the Three Biggest Lies in the world
The [G]ones my daddy first to[D]ld me
And [G]that was the beginning of my sexua[D]l life
And the [A]end of my [D]fantasy
Chorus:
I said, “[D]This will only hurt for a little while
I’ll [G]only put the head of i[D]t in
I [G]promise that I’ll never try t[D]o cum in your mout[A]h.”[D]
[D]Met her at a local honky-tonk
[G]Told her it was love at firs[D]t sight
[G]She was just lookin' for a[D] shoulder to cry on
And a [E]place where she could spend the night[A]
[D]Me I was a little nervous
[G]Never been that far [D]before
[G]So I told her the Three Bigge[D]st Lies in the world
[A]As we danced across the[D] floor.
Chorus:
[D]Busted in a Birmingham robbery
[G]He didn’t have the money for [D]bail
The [G]judge held him over to the[D] local grand jury
And the she[E]riff threw his young ass[A] in jail
[D]They put him in the cell with a pervert
[G]Who later tried to climb into [D]his bed
[G]Stuck one of them homemade k[D]nives to his throat
And [A]these are the words that h[D]e said, “good buddy.”
Chorus:
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