Junior's in Love Joe Diffie
Intro: G G G GG D D D DG G G G GG D D D DG
Verse 1
[G]With a dozen roses in his gun rack, Junior pu[D]lled up into her si[G]de lot.
[G]He carried'em up to the front porch, and hollered, [D]Wanda look at what [G]I got.
[C]She was sittin' there watchin' tv, with a dr[G]ywall hanger named Shorty.
Sh[G]e pressed her nose to the screen door, and said they sm[D]ell like WD-4[C]0.
Verse 2
[G]He said now don't you be that way, you[D] know how much I lo[G]ve you.
[G]I can't hardly sleep at night, and [D]when I do I dream o[G]f you.
[C]And by the way Shorty I thank you, you could of h[G]ad'em put me in jail son.
[G]I'm just glad I run out of air hose when I com[D]e at you with that na[C]il gun.
Chorus
[D]Oh, Juniors in love, ai[G]n't that a good one.
[C]He'll track her down an[G]d then if she should run.
[D]He'll bring her home like a [G]deer on the h[C]ood son,
Juniors in [G]love.[C] [D] [G] [C] [D] [G]
Verse 3
[G]Wanda walked down the front steps, and said I[D] hate to break up t[G]he party.
[G]But I've got to get to work by five, would y[D]ou run me over there S[G]horty.
[C]Thats when Junior turned bright red, and said I'm[G] taking her to the diner.
[G]And he threw Shorty in the truck bed with a bus[D]ted nose and a s[C]hiner.
Chorus
[D]Oh, Juniors in love, ai[G]n't that a hot one.
[C]Theres' lots of lovers an[G]d Junior he's not one.
[D]Don't know a kiss from a h[G]ug from a shot[C]gun.
Juniors in l[G]ove.
Bridge
[D]Oh you know theres an oil p[C]uddle down by the diner.
[D]And it came out of his transm[C]ission
[D]Thats where he parks every night and sta[C]res thru the window
[D]in a love sick and sorry cond[C]ition
Chorus
[D]Oh, Juniors in love, ai[G]n't that a good one.
[C]He'll track her down and [G]then if she should run.
[D]He'll bring her home like [G]a deer on the [C]hood son,
Juniors in lo[G]ve. [C] [D] O[G]h he's in love[C] [D] [G]
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