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The President's Penis Is Missing  Drive-By Truckers

By Drive-by Truckers
Written By Patterson Hood
rmofle at satx.rr.com
12/28/2004
?They [G]looked in the White House and Capitol [D]Hill
They [D]looked everywhere for Buffalo [G]Bill
We [G]called every scholar, reporter, and [D]genius
Has [D]anyone seen the President?s [G]penis??
?It ain?t in the Congress or Judiciary
It ain?t in the Smithsonian or that big ole library
An astronomer claims it was sighted on Venus
Has anyone seen the President?s penis??
Chorus:
?The [C]Presiden?ts penis is missing, ole??
We [C]searched high and low, every night, every [G]day
[G]Lord, won?t you come down and re[D]deem us
Has [D]anyone seen the President?s [G]penis?
?Now Presidents have goofed up in all kinds of ways
In the 80?s we elected one missing his brain
George Washington caught a cold he couldn?t explain
And we all know the truth about Thomas Jefferson?s name?
?Franklin D. Roosevelt wasn?t no square
With that raging Woodrow in his wheelchair
And all the lesbians snickered that Elenor didn?t care
And John Kennedy?s penis was seen everywhere?
Chorus
?Them outer space people would laugh if they?d seen us
All this talk about cum-stains and oral coitus
Meanwhile the whole world suffers from hunger and meanness
But we?re more concerned with the President?s penis?

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