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Garth Brooks Ruined My Life  Tim Wilson

Tim Wilson - Garth Brooks Ruined My Life
[A]Whatís the big deal about Garth Brooks
Whatís [D]he got that I ainít [A]got
Except the biggest country album in history
And girls [E]screaminí in the parkiní lot
My [A]wife thinks Garth Brooks hung the moon
Yeah she [D]thinks Garthís number [A]one
And thereís even husbands jealous at Garth Brooks [E]over in Ire[A]land.
[D]I look better in a hat than he does
And [A]I got a lot more hair
I missed The Dance, Still Felt the Pain
And Iíve never had an Answered [E]Pray
[A]I wrote a hundred songs about rodeos
But my wife wouldnít listen to [D]mine
[A]Now Iím singiní to Friends in a place so Low
Garth [E]Brooks couldnít even [A]find.
Garth [D]Brooks you better hope we never meet
Or [A]one of us is gonna get hurt
Yeah youíll let go of that Longneck Bottle
If I choke you with a Garth Brooks [E]T-shirt
She has [A]taken down our weddiní pictures
And put a poster of [D]you
And if you [A]name comes up again when sheís sleepiní
Thereís [E]no telliní what Iíll [A]do.
Yeah we [D]went though this a few years ago
When she was [A]dreaminí about George Strait
But now the name Garth Brooks are two words
I have grown to [E]hate
Brother you [A]look like a cowboy airport controller
With that ugly little micro[D]phone
Why donít you [A]quite tryiní to turn my wife away
And [E]leave my life [A]alone.
I sick of, [D]Garth [A]Brooks
D A (stop)
Iím tired of heariní about, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
I think Iíve had enough, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
My wife is in love with, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
She wants to be Mrs., Garth Brooks
I hope his records sells like, [D]Garth [A]Brooks.

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