Teddy Picker Arctic Monkeys
Intro: Am Am E Am
Des[Am]pair to the point till they provoke
The pu[Am]nchline before they have told the joke
The sh[Am]eer desperation to be seen
St[Am]aring at the television screen
Des[Am]pair to the point where they provoke
You to tell the f**king pu[Am]nchline before you have told the joke
[Am]Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
It w[Am]asn't in the top 100 list
And it's the th[F]ousandth time and it's e[E]ven bolder,
[Am]Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
[F]He told ya, [E]that you were gagging for it[D#]
She [Am]saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The [Am]kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
A[Am]nother variation on a theme
A tangle on the [Am]television and the magazine
D'you [Am]reckon that they do it for a joke?
D'you [Am]reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says "we ar[Am]e defenders
Of a[Am]ny poseur or professio[Am]nal pretender around"
When did your l[F]ist replace the t[E]wist and turn?
Ah the f[Am]ist, replaced the kissed-on concern
[F]And if you're bothered, I don't want your p[E]rayers
Save it for the morning after
Solo: Am
And it's the [F]thousandth time and it's [E]even bolder,
[Am]Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
[F]He told ya, t[E]hat you were gagging for it[Am]
[F]Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
[E]Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
[Am]Already thick and you're getting thicker[Am]
[F]Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
[E]Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
[Am]Already thick and you're getting thicker[D#]
[Am]Asuming that all things are equal,
[Am]Who'd want to be men of the people[E]
[E]When there's people like you?[Am]
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