I Know Barenaked Ladies
AmMaj7: X02110
BmMaj7: X24332
[G]I know [Fmaj7]why I [G]like you,
[Fmaj7]It's cause of your [G]clothing
[Fmaj7]And your [G]haircut
G (mute)
And 'cause you're racist
[G]I have [Fmaj7]a match, [G]your face
[Fmaj7]My asking you [G]questions
[Fmaj7]You can't [G]answer
[C]You wanna box me?
[Am]Our world [AmMaj7]works in [Am7]mysterious [Am6]ways
They [Am]say a [AmMaj7]man with a [Am7]beard may [Am6]frighten
[Am]Children or [AmMaj7]dogs, but a [Am7]mustache [Am6]scares me more
[A]I know [Gmaj7]why you [A]bite me
[Gmaj7]It's cause of your [A]instincts
[Gmaj7]And your [A]canines
A (mute)
And 'cause I kicked you
[A]I have [G]a bone [A]to pick
[G]Please go on the [A]paper
[G]And fetch me my [A]slippers
D5 (mute)
And stop meowing
[Bm]Man's best [BmMaj7]friend wags his [Bm7]tail and [Bm6]bares his
[Bm]Teeth to the [BmMaj7]man with the [Bm7]mail and [Bm6]though he's
[Bm]Frightened of [BmMaj7]thunder, he [Bm7]never goes to [Bm6]war
[B7]Tell me what's the circum[F#m]stance of circum[B7]sision
[E7]And what happens in my daughter's [A7]pants, is whose de[E7]scision
[B7]I've seen the facts, of[F#m] inter-race relations
[B7]Of see-through slacks, [F#m]and cyber-masturbation
[E7]If one hundred monkeys each could [A7]have their own show
[E7]Perhaps one day a chimp might say
N.C
"You have faith, you just need to use it sayeth the lord"
[G]I know [Fmaj7]why I [G]like you,
[Fmaj7]It's cause of your [G]sandals
[Fmaj7]And your [G]supper
G (mute)
And 'cause you're JESUS
[G]I have [Fmaj7]a match; [G]your dad
[Fmaj7]My dad has your [G]picture
[Fmaj7]Right next to your [G]mother's
[C]And one of Charo
[Am]They hold [AmMaj7]hands up in [Am7]heaven [Am6]and they
[Am]Say their [AmMaj7]son's name is [Am7]Kevin [Am6]but I
[Am]Read in a [AmMaj7]book somewhere [Am7]that his [Am6]name is
[A]Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[G]aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack x2
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