Val Kilmer Bowling for Soup
VERSE 1:
NC C G F G
I always thought my movie would be a comedy not quite the tragedy that its become
More slap[C]stick than [G]chick flick, more [F]Caddy shack than [G]Breakfast At Tiffany's
So, [F]thank me at the [G]podium for a [F]lifetime of contri[G]bution
[F]Turn on the camera, [E]someone cue the extras, [D]hair and makeup to the [G]set
CHORUS:
Because the [C]big screen's callin', final [G]casting call, it's your [F]big shot baby your the [G]next big star
On [C]another stupid movie 'bout a [G]guy with a broken [F]heart, he's fallin' [G]apart
F G F G (stop)
Headed for the cutting room floor and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl
VERSE 2:
[C] [G] [F] [G]So if you miss my [C]movie get the [G]d.v.d, check out the [F]chemistry between [G]you and me
Less [C]Raising Ari[G]zona, more [F]Steel Mag[G]nolias
So when you [F]walk down that red [G]carpet, I [F]hope you trip and [G]fall
[F]I hope someone [E]squirts you with a water gun, a [D]super soaker filled with [G]pee
CHORUS:
Because the [C]big screen's callin', final [G]casting call, it's your [F]big shot baby your the [G]next big star
On [C]another stupid movie 'bout a [G]guy with a broken [F]heart, he's fallin' [G]apart,
F G F G (stop)
Headed for the cutting room floor and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl
BREAK:
[A] All apolo[G]gies to [F]Kevin Costner and that chick from monster
[A] Give me [G]Adam Sandler, Will [F]Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer
Dm C F Dm Am G (stop) C
He was funny in Real Genius, top secret was funny too, but he sucked as Batman
CHORUS:
Because the [C]big screen's callin', final [G]casting call, it's your [F]big shot baby your the [G]next big star
On [C]another dumb movie 'bout a [G]guy with a broken [F]heart, I'm fallin' [G]apart
Steven [C]Spielberg's calling and he's [G]sending a car, it's your [F]big shot baby, you're the [G]next big star
On [C]another stupid movie 'bout a [G]guy with a broken [F]heart, he's fallin' [G]apart
F G F G (stop)
Headed for the cutting room floor and in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl
ENDING:
[C] [G] That gets the girl[F], I'm the [G]guy that gets the girl (repeat to fade over ad lib lyrics)
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