PFFT You Were Gone Buck Owens
The noises you m[G]ade at our supper table[C] [G]
Your habits, my dear, were surely [D]absurd
[G]But how many times do [C]I have to [G]tell you
Soup is a dish to be s[D]een and not [G]heard
Chorus:
[G]Where, where, a[C]re you to[G]night?
Why did you leave me here all [D]alone?
[G]I searched the world over,
[C]And thought I found [G]true love.
You met another and
[D]Phht! you were [G]gone.
[G]Remember you phoned me [C]a-sobbin' and [G]cryin'
The dog bit your maw, and drug her a[D]round
[G]You said she looked pale and [C]thought she was [G]dying
I said "Don't worry, I'll [D]buy a new [G]hound."
Chorus:
[G]Where, where, a[C]re you to[G]night?
Why did you leave me here all [D]alone?
[G]I searched the world over,
[C]And thought I found [G]true love.
You met another and
[D]Phht! you were [G]gone.
[G]I went to your house at [C]three in the [G]morning.
You had all them curlers and junk in your [D]hair.
[G]You would not have scared me and [C]I'd not have [G]run so,
If you had not looked like you'd [D]wrestled a b[G]ear.
Chorus:
[G]Where, where, [C]are you to[G]night?
Why did you leave me here all [D]alone?
[G]I searched the world over,
[C]And thought I found [G]true love.
You met another and
[D]Phht! you were [G]gone.
[G]You took out your false teeth, your [C]wig and your [G]glasses.
And you shoud've seen the look on my [D]face
[G]I wanted to kiss you and [C]hug you so [G]tightly.
I guess that I would have if [D]I'd found your [G]face.
Chorus:
[G]Where, where, [C]are you to[G]night?
Why did you leave me here all [D]alone?
[G]I searched the world over,
[C]And thought I found [G]true love.
You met another and
[D]Phht! you were [G]gone.
[G]I know that you loved me, here's [C]my way of [G]knowing
The proofs hanging out right there on[D] the line
[G]When I see the snow and f[C]eel the win[G]d blowing
Your nighties hugging them lo[D]ng johns of min[G]e
Chorus:
[G]Where, where, [C]are you t[G]onight?
Why did you leave me here all [D]alone?
[G]I searched the world over,
[C]And thought I found [G]true love.
You met another and
[D]Phht! you were [G]gone.
[G]I told you, my darlin', you [C]looked like a [G]gopher.
Made you so mad, you haven't spoke [D]since.
[G]But tell me my darling if [C]you ain't got [G]buck teeth.
How do you eat apples [D]through a picket fence?
Chorus:
[G]Where, where, [C]are you t[G]onight?
Why did you leave me here all [D]alone?
[G]I searched the world over,
[C]And thought I found [G]true love.
You met another and
[D]Phht! you were [G]gone.
[G]When I picked you up for [C]our date last [G]weekend.
You looked so pretty in satin and [D]lace.
[G]But when I bent over and [C]started to [G]kiss you,
You popped a pimple all over[D] my face!
Chorus:
[G]Where, where, [C]are you t[G]onight?
Why did you leave me here all [D]alone?
[G]I searched the world over,
[C]And thought I found [G]true love.
You met another and
[D]Phht! you were [G]gone.
[G]Down here on the farm the [C]weather gets [G]messy
Laying around with nothin' to d[D]o
[G]When you went away, you [C]took my cow [G]Bessie
I miss her darling, more [D]than I miss you
Chorus:
[G]Where, where, [C]are you t[G]onight?
Why did you leave me here all [D]alone?
[G]I searched the world over,
[C]And thought I found [G]true love.
You met another and
[D]Phht! you were [G]gone.
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