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Gertcha  Chas & Dave

Well There‚??s A[C] Word That I Don‚??t Understand, I Hear It Everyday From My Old [C]Man
[C]It May Be Cockney Rhyming Slang, It Ain‚??t In No School[G] Book
[C]He Says It Every Time That He Gets Mad, A Regular Caution Is My Old Dad
[F]Rub The Old Man Up The Wrong W[G]ay And Bet Your Life You‚??ll Hear Him Say...
Guitar Run Down C Bb A Ab Run Back Up B G A B
Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
[C]Gertcha! When The Kids Are Swinging On The Gate,
Gertcha! When The[F] Paper Boy Is Half An Hour Late
[C]Gertcha! When The Pigeons Are Pecking At His Seeds,
Ger[F]tcha! When The Barker Starts Digging Up H[F#dim]is Beans
Guitar Run Down G A Bb B Run Back Up C D E B E
Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
[F]Barstool Preachi[D]ng That‚??s The Old Man's [G]Game
[C]Now The Old Man Was A Desert Rat,Khaki Shorts And A Khaki Hat
[C]How Me Mother Could Have Fancied That I Just Don‚??t[G] Know
[C]But When The Enemy Came In Sight They Gave Up Without A Fight
Cos They[F] Rubbed Him Up The Wrong Way This Is What T[G]hey Heard Him Say
G Run Down G A Bb B Run Back Up C D E B E
Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
[C]Gertcha! When My Rock And Roll Records Wake Him Up
[F]Gertcha! When The Poles Knocked England Out The Cup
[C]Gertcha! When The Kids Are Banging On His Door
Gertcha! Wh[F]en The Barman Wont Serve Him Any More[F#dim]
Run Up G A Bb B C D E B E
Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
[F]Barstool Preachi[D]ng He's Always Been The Sa[G]me
Solo G C F G
Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
[C]Gertcha! When The Dog's Left A Message On The Step
[F]Gertcha! Lester Piggot When He Lost It By A Neck
[C]Gertcha! When Me Brother Kicks The Toes Out Of His Shoes
[F]Gertcha! When The Houseflies Are Flying Round H[F#dim]is Food
Run Up G A Bb B C D E B E
Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
[F]Barstool Preaching, He's A[D]lways Been The Same[G]
Gertcha! X 4
[C]Gertcha! When Me Mother Says He Cant Go Down The Pub,
[F]Gertcha! Sisters Boyfriend Putting Sister Up The Club
[C]Gertcha! At The Tomcats, When They‚??re Kicking Up A Din
[F]Gertcha! When West Ham beat T[F#dim]ottenham 3-0 for the 'Win'
[C]Gertcha! When Me Mother Locks Him Out The Flat,
[F]Gertcha! When Its Raining And He Cant Find His Hat
[C]Gertcha! In The Mornings When His Motor Car Wont Go,
[F]Gertcha! Next Door Neighbour When He Wont Give Him A Tow
Gertcha! Gertcha! Gertcha! (quick fade-end)

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