The Diary of Horace Wimp Electric Light Orchestra
Monday: Late aga[BbMaj7]in, today,
he'd be in trouble though he'd [Gm]say he was[F] sorry,
[Gm]he'd have to h[F]urry out the b[BbM7]us.[Eb]
Tuesday:[BbMaj7] Horace was so sad,
he'd never had a girl that [Gm]he could c[F]are for,
[Gm]and if he was l[F]ate once more, he'd be [BbM7]out.[Eb]
[Bb]Don't be afr[Eb7]aid, j[Bb]ust knock on the d[Eb7]oor,
Well [Bb]he just stood there [Eb7]mumblin' and fumblin'.
[Bb]Then a voice from a[Eb7]bove saidâ??
"H[Bb]orace Wimp, this i[Ab]s your life,
Go[Gm7] out and find your[Gb]self a wife.
[Bb]Make a stand and [Ab]be a man,
An[Gm7]d you will have a[Gb] great life plan."
You can d[Bb]o it[Gb] [Gm] [Gb]
Come on H[Bb]orace[Gb] [Gm] [Gb]
Wednesday[BbMaj7]: Horace met a girl,
she was small and she was [Gm]very pr[F]etty,
[Gm]he thought he [F]was in love, he wa[BbMaj7]s afraid.[Eb]
Thursda[BbMaj7]y: Asks her for a date,
the cafe down the street tom[Gm]orrow e[F]vening,
[Gm]his head was re[F]eling, when she said [BbMaj7]"Yes O.K."[Eb]
[Bb]Don't be afr[Eb7]aid, j[Bb]ust knock on the d[Eb7]oor,
Well [Bb]he just stood there [Eb7]mumblin' and fumblin'.
[Bb]Then a voice from a[Eb7]bove saidâ??
"H[Bb]orace Wimp, this i[Ab]s your life,
Go[Gm7] out and find your[Gb]self a wife.
[Bb]Make a stand and [Ab]be a man,
An[Gm7]d you will have a[Gb] great life plan."
You can d[Bb]o it[Gb] [Gm] [Gb]
Come on H[Bb]orace[Gb] [Gm] [Gb]
Fri[Bb]day: Horace, this is it,
he asks the girl if maybe t[Gm]hey could m[F]arry,
[Gm]when she says "g[F]ladly." Horace[Bb] cries.[Eb]
Sunday[Bb]: Everybody's at the church,
when Horace rushes in and [Gm]says "Now here come [F]my wife,
[Gm]for the rest of [F]my life." and she [Bb]did.[Eb]
[Bb]Don't be afr[Eb7]aid, j[Bb]ust knock on the d[Eb7]oor,
Well [Bb]he just stood there [Eb7]mumblin' and fumblin'.
[Bb]Then a voice from a[Eb7]bove saidâ??
"H[Bb]orace Wimp, this i[Ab]s your wife,
Go[Gm] out and find you[Gb]rself a life.
[Bb]Make a stand and [Ab]be a man,
An[Gm]d you will have [Gb]a great life plan."
You can d[Bb]o it[Gb] [Gm] [Gb]
Come on H[Bb]orace[Gb] [Gm] [Gb]
H[Bb]orace Horace H[Ab]orace Horace Ho[Gm]race Horace Horace Horace H[Gb]orace Horace Horace Horace
[Bb]Monday T[Ab]uesday W[Gm]ednesday Th[Gb]ursday Fr[Bb]iday Su[Ab]nday Mo[Gm]nday Tues[Gb]day
[Bb]Wednesda[Ab]y Thursd[Gm]ay Friday S[Gb]unday
[Bb]Monday T[Ab]uesday W[Gm]ednesday Th[Gb]ursday Fri[Bb]day Su[Ab]nday Mon[Gm]day Tu[Gb]esday
W[Bb]ednesday[Ab] Thursda[Gm]y Friday Su[Gb]nday
Made by Stu, slightly modified and transposed into the correct key.
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