The Diary of Horace Wimp Electric Light Orchestra
Capo on 1st fret
[A]Monday: Late again, today,
he'd be in trouble though he'd [F#m]say he was s[E]orry,
[F#m]he'd have to h[E]urry out the b[A]us.[D]
Tuesday:[A] Horace was so sad,
he'd never had a girl that [F#m]he could c[E]are for,
[F#m]and if he was l[E]ate once more, he'd be [A]out.[D]
[A]Don't be afr[D]aid, j[A]ust knock on the d[D]oor,
Well [A]he just stood there m[D]umblin' and fumblin'.
[A]Then a voice from a[D]bove saidâ??
"H[A]orace Wimp, this [G]is your life,
Go[F#m] out and find your[F]self a wife.
[A]Make a stand and[G] be a man,
An[F#m]d you will have a[F] great life plan."
You can [A]do it[G] [F#m] [F]
Come on Ho[A]race[G] [F#m] [F]
Wednesday[A]: Horace met a girl,
she was small and she was [F#m]very pr[E]etty,
[F#m]he thought he w[E]as in love, he was [A]afraid.[D]
Thursda[A]y: Asks her for a date,
the cafe down the street tom[F#m]orrow e[E]vening,
[F#m]his head was re[E]eling, when she said [A]"Yes O.[D]K."
[A] Don't be afr[D]aid, j[A]ust knock on the d[D]oor,
Well [A]he just stood there m[D]umblin' and fumblin'.
[A]Then a voice from a[D]bove saidâ??
"H[A]orace Wimp, this [G]is your life,
Go[F#m] out and find your[F]self a wife.
[A]Make a stand and[G] be a man,
An[F#m]d you will have a[F] great life plan."
You can [A]do it[G] [F#m] [F]
Come on Ho[A]race[G] [F#m] [F]
Fri[A]day: Horace, this is it,
he asks the girl if maybe t[F#m]hey could m[E]arry,
[F#m]when she says "gl[E]adly." Horace [A]cries.[D]
Sunday[A]: Everybody's at the church,
when Horace rushes in and [F#m]says "Now here come [E]my wife,
[F#m]for the rest of [E]my life." and she [A]did.[D]
[A] Don't be afr[D]aid, j[A]ust knock on the d[D]oor,
Well [A]he just stood there m[D]umblin' and fumblin'.
[A]Then a voice from a[D]bove saidâ??
"H[A]orace Wimp, this [G]is your life,
Go[F#m] out and find your[F]self a wife.
[A]Make a stand and[G] be a man,
An[F#m]d you will have a[F] great life plan."
Horace W[A]imp[G] [F#m] [F]
H[A]orace Horace H[G]orace Horace H[F#m]orace Horace Horace Horace H[F]orace Horace Horace Horace
[A]Monday T[G]uesday W[F#m]ednesday Th[F]ursday Fr[A]iday S[G]unday M[F#m]onday T[F]uesday
W[A]ednesday Th[G]ursday Fr[F#m]iday S[F]unday
[A]Monday T[G]uesday W[F#m]ednesday Th[F]ursday Fr[A]iday S[G]unday M[F#m]onday T[F]uesday
W[A]ednesday Th[G]ursday Fr[F#m]iday S[F]unday
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