The Night Josh Tillman Came to Our Apartment Father John Misty
Malaprops
(Father John Misty)
[G] [C]
[G]Oh I just love the kind of woman who can walk ove[C]r a man[Em] [Am]
I mean like a go[C]ddamn marc[Em]hing b[Am]and
She says like li[Bm]terally [C]music is t[Em]he air she b[Am]reathes
And the malaprops make me[Bm] wanna f**king [D7]scream[Em]
I wonder if she [Bm]even knows what [D7]that wor[Em]d means
Well itâ??s[Bm] literally [Am]not that
[G]Of[C] t[G]he few main things I hate about her
[C]Oneâ??s her pett[Em]y vogue [Am]ideas
Someoneâ??s been told to[C]o many times the[Em]yâ??re beyond [Am]their years
By ev[Bm]ery half-wi[C]t of dis[Em]tinction[Am] she keeps around
And now [Bm]every in[D7]sufferab[Em]le convo
Features[Bm] her pat[D7]iently explainin[Em]g the cosmos
Of which[Bm] she is [Am]in the middle
[C]Oh my god[D7] I swear this never ha[Am]ppens
[C]Lately I ca[D7]nâ??t stop the wheels[Am] from spinning
[C]I feel so unconv[Am]incing
When I fumble wi[C]th[Am] your buttons
[G]Sh[C]e [G]blames her excess on my influence
But [C]gladly ho[Em]overs a[Am]ll my drugs
[C]I found her naked with h[Em]er best friend in the tu[Am]b
[Bm]And we sang Sile[C]nt Night[Em] in thre[Am]e parts which was fun
Until she said that she s[Bm]ounds just like[D7] Sarah V[Em]aughan
I hate that soulful affec[Bm]tation white gi[D7]rls put [Em]on
Why donâ??t you move to [Bm]the delt[Am]a
I obliged lat[C]er on [Am]when you begg[D7]ed me to choke y[Bm]ou[Em]
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