Lipstick Guttermouth
Guttermouth
Lipstick
Key: E
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
E - 022100
[G#m]A - [-] [466444]x02220
B - x24442
Intro: Drumbeats
Verse 1:
[E] On a [G#m]Tuesday after[A]noon
my [B]mom came in my [E]room
and said get the
[G#m]f**k up outta [A]bed
and [B]get a god damned [E]job
so I [G#m]told her hey
hey [A]f**k you mom
and [B]threw the phone
at her [E]head but I [G#m]missed
and hit her in the s[A]natch
so I s[B]lammed the
door in her [E]face
and said don't [G#m]ever
barge in my [A]room
or I'll [B]kick your ass
and [E]call the cops
and [G#m]tell them I'm a[A]bused
and [B]you'll wind up in [E]jail
while [G#m]I go snowboard in [A]vail
no [B]one to post your [E]bail
cuz [G#m]daddy loves me [A]more
B E-G#m-A-B- x4
he says that you're a
Chorus 1:
You're [E]worthless
you're [G#m]lazy you're s[A]tupid
a [B]little over [E]weight
now [G#m]give me 20 [A]bucks
[B]Mommy, you're [E]worthless
you're [G#m]lazy you're s[A]tupid
a [B]little over [E]weight
now [G#m]give me 20 [A]bucks
B E G#m A B E G#m A B <--Bass Solo x4
no make it 50 bucks
Verse 2:
[E]Now mom writes me [G#m]letters
I [A]write return to [B]sender
let her [E]rot there in her [G#m]cell
I [A]watch the dogs mate [B]on her bed
[E]sorry mommy I [G#m]had to pawn
the [A]china silver [B]and
all your jewel[E]ry
G#m A(hold)
I had to eat and rent a
bunch of [B]prostitutes like-
Chorus 1:
-[E]you, you're [G#m]lazy
you're s[A]tupid
a [B]little over [E]weight
now [G#m]give me 20 [A]bucks
[B]Mommy, you're [E]worthless
you're [G#m]lazy you're s[A]tupid
a [B]little over [E]weight
now [G#m]give me 20 [A]bucks
no [B]make it 50-
Outro: Talking
[E]-bucks no make it
[G#m]60 bucks make it [A]75
why don't you just [B]give
me your whole god [E]damn purse
I [G#m]hope you're having
fun rotting in [A]jail
B E-G#m-A-B-E-G#m-A-
maybe I'll come visit you nah
B E(Hold)
enjoy your stretch in jail
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